Ingrid Asphalt 

Forgotten floorcleaner left defenseless and unshaded under our pitiless desert sky. He cries for the ghost of his utility that I...

Classic Literature of JC Penny Waiting Rooms, 1995

The time is right for you to obtain a respectable set of pants that will highlight your comfortable masculinity and NOT destroy your...

i was almost in Van Halen but they said i was too cool & good at girls...

My general demeanor. Thanks for asking.

One of very few memories that really sticks out

We've had many-a-year to grow a tough, gourdlike shell against the emotional ravages of the standard laughing, jeering, taunting or...

As hibernation season wanes at an amazingly rapid pace, I am faced with the Impending Ferocity of Summer, whose capacity for vengeful...

Internationally behated heiress to a presumably embarrassing fortune.

Greetings and welcome to Day One of this newer, better world we have all been wishing for. The times were as lean as they were mean, and...